Score: 8

"nice little thingee"

submission: Zito

date: August 1, 2005

only thing that bugged me were the chewing animations. i've seen others use a half circle tht moves across the cheek as a character chews. i think it would have worked here

otherwise. awesome.

Score: 5

"can ace every serve"

submission: tennis

date: June 30, 2005

kind of takes the fun out of it.

Score: 4

"enough of the corny sound bites"

submission: A SNES Short

date: June 6, 2005

everytime i hear: "it's a me...mario!" i want to throw a chair through the god damn window. It's used in 785 flash animations, and it isn't improving with age.

as a matter of fact, neither is mario. why are there 7 million of these and no one ever taps teenage mutant ninja turtles, or even the freakin' battletoads.

Does anyone bother to actually look at the list of games that nintendo came out with. stack those pages together and it's as long as my johnson.

Let's see some originality.

Score: 10

"Get the stick out of your collective asses."

submission: Email!!

date: May 29, 2005

I can't understand why some of you don't like this movie. It's inventive, well drawn, and filled with lot's of humor.

I know, I know...there's not enough gore, anime girls, or punk music. I imagine you pud thumpers would have orgasmed if Timmy suddenly transformed into some midget with spikey hair and an oversized sword, salshing through endless throngs of foes while reciting a sad monologue about his best friend's death.

"That's deep" you'd say, throwing on your final fantasy soundtrack and hugging your stuffed Cloud doll.

What you really need to do is throw away your angst, and realize something doesn't have to have cursing, swordfights and fart noises to actually entertain.

I'm not english, but this seems appropriate. PISS OFF, YOU WANKERS! THE LOT OF YOU!