asection8's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Apple Orchard 2]

what a happy ending

You like ending on a high note, huh? why didn't you go the extra mile and have ralphie blow the bastard away with a BB gun.

[(B) Running]

ignore the haters

very funny. i think people become bitter after a while and forget how to laugh at goofy animations.

[littleFoot]

I usually don't review the artsy fartsy nonsense

but this deserves recognition.

Outstanding work.

[eBaums world dot com]

good, but...

Ebaums consolidates good videos so i don't have to hunt all over for them. I may agree with you about their tactics, but it won't stop me from hitting the site up every friday.

Sorry, pal.

[MK vs. SF 2]

crappy plot

Absolutely horrible script. Couldn't have been worse. What saved you was the fighting animation.

[Joan and Mark]

boo music

probably the worst song i have ever heard. it ruins such a great flash.

change the song. please.

[Zito]

nice little thingee

only thing that bugged me were the chewing animations. i've seen others use a half circle tht moves across the cheek as a character chews. i think it would have worked here

otherwise. awesome.

[A SNES Short]

enough of the corny sound bites

everytime i hear: "it's a me...mario!" i want to throw a chair through the god damn window. It's used in 785 flash animations, and it isn't improving with age.

as a matter of fact, neither is mario. why are there 7 million of these and no one ever taps teenage mutant ninja turtles, or even the freakin' battletoads.

Does anyone bother to actually look at the list of games that nintendo came out with. stack those pages together and it's as long as my johnson.

Let's see some originality.

Wollfman responds:

I like the teenage ninja idea. I tried looking for some battle toad sprites before but I couldn't find any. Thanks for the input!

[Email!!]

Get the stick out of your collective asses.

I can't understand why some of you don't like this movie. It's inventive, well drawn, and filled with lot's of humor.

I know, I know...there's not enough gore, anime girls, or punk music. I imagine you pud thumpers would have orgasmed if Timmy suddenly transformed into some midget with spikey hair and an oversized sword, salshing through endless throngs of foes while reciting a sad monologue about his best friend's death.

"That's deep" you'd say, throwing on your final fantasy soundtrack and hugging your stuffed Cloud doll.

What you really need to do is throw away your angst, and realize something doesn't have to have cursing, swordfights and fart noises to actually entertain.

I'm not english, but this seems appropriate. PISS OFF, YOU WANKERS! THE LOT OF YOU!

vishass responds:

I've gotten a lot of bad suggestions for sequels, but "Timmy suddenly transformed into some midget with spikey hair and an oversized sword, salshing through endless throngs of foes while reciting a sad monologue about his best friend's death" is pretty funny, if something of a NG-only inside joke.