asection8's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the YuYu]

Outstanding

i've waited until your rating has gone down to add my review. i've noticed that your last 3 brankenwood stories ended with a rating of 4.24 when they are all seperately, and collectively, the best flashes on this site. They always start with a high rating, as this one did, but slowly erode away when the more immature and pety visitors have their say.

If anything deserved a perfect 5, it would be your animations. in a word, they are flawless. my only suggestion would be to throw an anime cloud shaped like an unnamed pokemon trainer. maybe then you could get the little dweeb vote. if that doesn't work, try having your characters crap dragonballs...dragonballs that cut themselves because people don't understand them. that would help with the emo vote.

and if all that still doesn't get you your five, try throwing a random insult to ebaumsworld in there. that should put you over the top.

chluaid responds:

*taking notes*

thanks for suggestions :P
and thanks for reviewing.. glad you like my stuff!

[DD II : The Revenge]

it's not just the font.

I don't know if you speak english as a first language, but the spelling and grammar is horrible in this. It's a shame that you'd put that much effort into the animation, just to half-ass the dialogue.

I'd suggest you run it through a spellcheck before typing it in, or at the least have someone proofread it before you submit it.

rebaz responds:

ok men.....all i got to say.

''takes a dep breath''

I LOVE YOU 2!!! =D

[A SNES Short]

enough of the corny sound bites

everytime i hear: "it's a me...mario!" i want to throw a chair through the god damn window. It's used in 785 flash animations, and it isn't improving with age.

as a matter of fact, neither is mario. why are there 7 million of these and no one ever taps teenage mutant ninja turtles, or even the freakin' battletoads.

Does anyone bother to actually look at the list of games that nintendo came out with. stack those pages together and it's as long as my johnson.

Let's see some originality.

Wollfman responds:

I like the teenage ninja idea. I tried looking for some battle toad sprites before but I couldn't find any. Thanks for the input!

[Email!!]

Get the stick out of your collective asses.

I can't understand why some of you don't like this movie. It's inventive, well drawn, and filled with lot's of humor.

I know, I know...there's not enough gore, anime girls, or punk music. I imagine you pud thumpers would have orgasmed if Timmy suddenly transformed into some midget with spikey hair and an oversized sword, salshing through endless throngs of foes while reciting a sad monologue about his best friend's death.

"That's deep" you'd say, throwing on your final fantasy soundtrack and hugging your stuffed Cloud doll.

What you really need to do is throw away your angst, and realize something doesn't have to have cursing, swordfights and fart noises to actually entertain.

I'm not english, but this seems appropriate. PISS OFF, YOU WANKERS! THE LOT OF YOU!

vishass responds:

I've gotten a lot of bad suggestions for sequels, but "Timmy suddenly transformed into some midget with spikey hair and an oversized sword, salshing through endless throngs of foes while reciting a sad monologue about his best friend's death" is pretty funny, if something of a NG-only inside joke.